| The Official Fill-in-the-Blank Biography | |
| Chapt. 1: The Basics | |
| Initials: | AKM |
| Middle Name: | Katherine |
| Nickname: | Numerous |
| Sex: | F |
| Date of Birth: | March 15 |
| Star Sign: | Pisces I believe |
| Place of Birth: | Lakewood, NJ |
| Current Location: | Toms River, NJ |
| Height: | 5 foot 3 inches, last time I checked |
| Weight: | ....fuck you |
| Hair Length: | just short of 3 feet |
| Hair Colour: | light brown/dark blonde |
| Eye Colour: | blue as blue can be |
| Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark): | light |
| Piercings: | 2 in each ear |
| Tattoos: | not yet |
| Scars and Birthmarks: | nothing mentionable |
| Chapt. 2: The Background | |
| Mother's Name: | Rosalba |
| Mother's Occupation: | Domestic Goddess...ha! |
| Mother's Hometown: | Somewhere in England |
| Father's Name: | Wayne |
| Father's Occupation: | Carpender |
| Father's Hometown: | Bricktown |
| Do you live with your parents?: | Yes |
| Do you get along with your parents?: | Mostly, but we do have our dissagreements |
| Are your parents married/separated/divorced?: | married |
| Do you have any siblings? If yes, do you get along?: | yes and yes |
| What pets do you have?: | Oh, dont get me started.... |
| Did you grow up in a different place than where you live now?: | yes |
| Where did you spend your summers as a child?: | Hiding in my bedroom |
| What was the name of your elementary school?: | Emma Havens |
| Who were your best friends in elementary school?: | Had none |
| Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school?: | dont remember |
| What was your best memory from elementary school?: | when it was over |
| What was your worst memory from elementary school?: | all of them |
| What was the name of your junior high school?: | Intermediate east |
| Who were your best friends in junior high school?: | Rose Wdowiak and Robinson Martinez |
| Who was your favorite teacher in junior high school?: | MRS. ELKO!!!<3<3 |
| What was your best memory from junior high school?: | When I met Rose... |
| What was your worst memory from junior high school?: | Most of it |
| What was the name of your high school?: | High School East |
| Who were your best friends in high school?: | Scott, Rose, Doug, Adam |
| Who was your favorite teacher in high school?: | Hm....Mrs Burke and Mrs. Harper |
| What was your best memory from high school?: | Meeting Adam |
| What was your worst memory from high school?: | When Adam left...-_-;; |
| Out of elementary, junior high or high school which did you like best?: | High School |
| Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings?: | Not at the same time, but my sister Michelle went to HSE |
| Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?: | Nope |
| What is your family's cultural heritage?: | I'm a fullblown Mutt |
| Chapt. 3: The Favourites | |
| City: | New Orleans, I suppose |
| Vacation Spot: | My mind |
| Sport: | wrestling |
| Food: | salad with lots of vinegar |
| Dessert: | chocolate anything |
| Drink (Non-Alcoholic): | water |
| Drink (Alcoholic): | vodka |
| Place to Eat: | uhhhhh my kitchen? |
| Ice Cream Flavour: | chocolate |
| Season: | spring |
| Holiday: | halloween |
| Clothing Brand: | tripp, i suppose |
| Make-Up Brand: | dont know...loreal? |
| Shampoo and Conditioner: | whatever is within reach...haha |
| Supermodel: | tyra banks |
| Actor: | hmmm gotta say johnny depp |
| Actress: | angelina jholie (sic) |
| Athlete: | dunno |
| Athletic Team: | dunno |
| Decade: | 80's, baby! |
| Old Nickolodeon Show: | Hmm....Invader Zim |
| Number: | 13 |
| Colour: | black |
| Word: | Perhaps, Interesting, misanthrope, megalomaniac |
| Phrase: | You're an idiot.... |
| Magazine: | Metal Edge, Revolver |
| Cheesy Pick-Up Line: | I like your chains |
| Language: | German or old english |
| Country: | europe |
| Flower: | black rose |
| Girl's Name: | Rosalba, Rhapsody |
| Boy's Name: | Damien, Darius |
| Chapt. 4: This or That? | |
| Lefty/Righty: | Righty |
| Rock/Country: | Rock |
| Diamonds/Pearls: | Pearls |
| Blondes/Brunettes: | Blondes are funnier to watch |
| New York/Montana: | NY |
| USA/Canada: | USA |
| Gold/Silver: | silver |
| Hummer Limo/Stretch: | hate em both |
| Gatorade/Powerade: | difference? |
| Diet Coke/Regular: | hate soda |
| Chicken Fingers/Chicken Nuggets: | if its edible, i'll eat it. |
| McDonalds/Burger King: | meh |
| Subway/Taco Bell: | subway |
| Gravol/Peptil Bismol: | huh?! |
| Plane/Train: | plane |
| Skiing/Snowboarding: | snowboarding |
| Cliff Diving/Shark Diving: | cliff |
| East Coast/West Coast: | east |
| Marissa Cooper/Summer Roberts: | who? |
| George Bush/John Kerry: | fuck em both |
| Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera: | fuck em both |
| Charlotte York/Samantha Jones: | who? |
| Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: | fuck em both |
| The O.C./Laguna Beach: | fuck em both |
| The Flinstones/The Jetsons: | jetsons |
| Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: | haha fresh prince is funnier |
| Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: | boy meets world |
| The Brady Bunch/The Partridge Family: | brady bunch |
| Peanut Butter/Jelly: | peanut butter!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Creamy/Crunchy: | crunchy |
| Red Rover/Capture the Flag: | uhhh |
| Mother May I/Simon Says: | simon says |
| Lake/Pool: | pool |
| Snow Day/Spring Day: | spring day |
| Chihuahua/Bernese Mountain Dog: | little fucking footballs....*grumble* mountain dog! |
| London/Paris: | London |
| Shower/Bath: | Bath |
| Love/Money: | Love |
| Nike/Adidas: | Meh |
| Peanuts/Crackerjacks: | Peanuts |
| Fruity Pebbles/Cocoa Puffs: | Cocoa puffs |
| Target/Wal-mart: | target |
| AIM/MSN Messenger: | aim |
| Manolo Blahnik/Birkenstock: | huh? |
| Coco Chanel/Louis Vuitton: | ^ |
| Janice Dickinson/Twiggy Lawson: | ^ |
| City Mouse/Country Mouse: | both are adorbale |
| Winter Olympics/Summer Olympics: | hate em both |
| Pink Wristband/Yellow Wristband: | dont wear either |
| NCAA/Professionals: | ? |
| Apples/Bananas: | apples |
| Summer Wheatly/Pedro Sanchez: | ? |
| Liberal/Conservative: | a little of both |
| Chapt. 5: Do You... | |
| Sing in the shower?: | sometimes |
| Write memos on your hand?: | all the time |
| Call people back?: | rarely, i hate phones |
| Have your driver's liscense?: | nope |
| Believe in a thing called love?: | unfortunately.... |
| Knock on wood?: | a door...? |
| Sleep on a certain side of the bed?: | i sleep cuddles up to the wall and my pillows |
| Speak another language?: | a few but not fully |
| Have citizenship to more than one country?: | no |
| Think you're attractive?: | hahaha funny |
| Wear glasses or contact lenses?: | supposed to wear glasses |
| Have any weird pet peeves?: | several |
| Have any weird hobbies?: | dont get me started |
| Like your life so far?: | ... |
| Chapt. 6: Have You Ever... | |
| Gone skinny dipping?: | nope |
| Worn braces?: | yes...*sigh*....currently |
| Smoked a cigarette?: | yes |
| Smoked a cigar?: | no |
| Smoked anything else?: | no |
| Broken a bone?: | dont think so |
| Had stitches?: | yes in my eye...O_O |
| Kissed a member of the same sex?: | yes... |
| Shoplifted?: | yes |
| Punched someone in the face?: | yes |
| Skipped school?: | no |
| Flown first class?: | no |
| Traveled to another continent?: | no |
| Used racial slurs?: | rarely |
| Taken pain killers?: | yes |
| Taken sleeping pills?: | yes |
| Rode in a limousine?: | no |
| Gone SCUBA diving?: | no |
| Been stung by a jellyfish?: | no |
| Been stung by a bee?: | no |
| Thrown up in a restaurant?: | no |
| Made a snow angel?: | yes |
| Been to overnight camp?: | no |
| Written a letter to Santa Claus?: | not that i remember |
| Sworn in front of your parents?: | yes....O_O |
| Had detention?: | not really |
| Been sent to the principal's office?: | once, long long ago..... |
| Screamed: | yes |
| Made a prank phone call?: | no |
| Been to the opposite end of the country?: | no |
| Been called a bitch?: | yes |
| Been called a whore?: | yes |
| Been called a prude?: | no |
| Met someone famous?: | no |
| Slept naked?: | yes |
| Gone streaking?: | no |
| Play ding-dong-ditch?: | no |
| Climbed a tree?: | yes |
| Been kissed under a mistel toe?: | no |
| Had a threesome?: | dont think so |
| Chapt. 7: Pick Your Perfect... | |
| Pizza: | lots of cheese and sweet sauce |
| Bagel: | cream cheese and lots of it |
| S'more: | ugh |
| Sandwich: | turkey, mayo, and lettuce |
| Sundae: | chocolate and lots of it |
| Date: | *sigh* |
| Outfit: | haha black |
| Chapt. 9: Random | |
| If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?: | my immaturity toward my torturers.... |
| Would you rather win an Oscar or Nobel Prize?: | nobel cuz you get money |
| What time do you get up in the morning?: | 5 |
| What time do you go to sleep?: | 10-12 |
| If you could bring 5 items with you to a desert island, what would they be?: | a boy, inifinitely-charged ipod chock full of great music, a huge library full of books, and food |
| Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair on the opposite sex?: | doesnt matter |
| What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done yet?: | be in a fullblown flying fist beat-the-shit-out-of-everyone-for-no-reason moshpit |
| If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?: | salad with lots of vinegar...haha |
| If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?: | london |
| Name 5 people in history who you'd like to invite to a dinner party?: | poppy z brite, anne rice, shakespear, percy shelley, poe |
| Poof! It's a genie! What are your 3 wishes?: | make me beautiful, make my love happy, and make my mother healthy |
| If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be?: | gone |
| If you were a Super Hero, what would your power be?: | mind reading/bending |
| If the world floods and you can only save 1 animal species, you'll save...: | crows |
| What are the last 4 digits of your cell phone number?: | nonexistant |
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